…Of having no patience. Grocery store checkouts are crazy places to be at the best of times. Our local supermarket HEB (The first initials of Howard E. Butt) is always packed with people. Ducking in for a quick minute is a complete contradiction.
Even knowing that, I still think I can just run in and pick up something quickly. Yesterday I attempted to run into HEB and grab something light for dinner. It was 3:45 PM in the afternoon. How bad could it be?
My husband was with me and we decided on a salad with some fruit and sautéed shrimp tossed on top. Splitting up to grab the ingredients, we tackled the grocery list. Mathematically it shouldn’t be possible to spend one hour grabbing 16 items, but that is exactly what happened.
One hour later we were making our way to the checkout. Of course I was guilty of leaving my cell phone in the cart and heading off to pick up some tea. In my defense, my husband was supposed to wait for me at the cheese counter and he wandered off to enjoy some of the food samples. We spent a good 15 minutes trying to find each other. I absolutely refused to have him paged over the intercom!
Finally back together and ready to head to the checkout, we counted our items. 16. All the express lines were for 15 or less. Of course! Yes, my nickname is Girl Scout at work, but I just couldn’t bring myself to get in the 15 item line and I didn’t see anything I was willing to leave behind. So, we moved to the shortest regular line we could find.
We were standing behind a gentleman who didn’t have a cart; just something in his hands and only one person checking out in front of him. Things were looking pretty good. Suddenly this woman darts in with an overflowing basket and pushes in front of us. The man looks up and smiles and says, “Man, I really hate to do this to you. This is my wife”. And she just smiles and says “Yeah, I’m a little slow”.
Shock took over and I couldn’t even respond. It is amazing how quickly your anger can flair when you are already frazzled. I left my husband and the cart and went in search of a different line. I found one with only two carts and it seemed reasonable. I motioned my husband down to get in line. The elderly customer at the head of the line, checking out was almost done and the cart in front of us was full but at least not overflowing.
Even though, the lady had been almost finished when got in line, it was taking a while and I joked to my husband, she is probably writing a check. Sure enough, that is exactly what she was doing. The checkout lady was holding the check up and reading it as if she had never seen one before. “Unbelievable!” I was thinking, still fuming a little from the first lady who cut in front of us.
Finally finished, the elderly lady gathered her purse and was being helped to her car by one of the young store clerks. The couple in front of us had their purchases on the counter and the clerk was starting to ring them up. The lady spoke up and said, “I need to pay for these school supplies separately.”
What? Now I’m normally pretty patient but I can’t believe what I’m hearing as she starts sorting the items into two stacks. At least she didn’t pay by check.
When we finally got up to the checkout, it moved pretty fast. We did only have 16 items after all.